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I have this one friend who used to play music all the time, who also spent years in an open marriage and is really into BDSM, so I think she’s basically a walking Tumblr meme, but whenever I see her face I get a sudden urge to draw her in a tuxedo and bow tie

So I’ve made an effort to look at more pictures of people I know, and found myself trying to create faces from memories (not like, “i remember this face in particular” – more like “if i see this person’s face I will automatically be able to construct a face from memory”) and it actually seems to be a useful strategy for some reason. Like, when I start typing it always turns out to be this person and that seems really weird

Frank, are you friends w/ genderbent James Bond?

For my taste, I think Bond is too much of a caricature. I guess if I really wanted to it’d be a James Bond/Benedict Cumberbatch mashup?

Wow! That sounds very Imperialist

Imperialist?? In what sense? Also, do you mean in the sense of Imperial Japan, or as in “imperialism as an aesthetic”?

I mean in the sense that Benedict Cumberbatch wants to take over the world.

But wouldn’t taking over the world require the use of resources? And wouldn’t that mean some level of war? And what about the people who don’t want him to take over the world?

i think we should all band together to prevent benedict cumberbatch from taking over the world

We should? In what way? We’ll probably be pretty busy doing so, with all the wars we’ll be fighting to stop people from doing that (unless, again, that means using resources).

It’s not as if this is Ben C.’s fault, in the sense that if Ben C. has an innate urge to take over the world, then we should all just give in and let him, because it’s kind of a human universal and whatever.

Benedict Cumberbatch blows chunks. We should stop him. In fact, we will stop him. It is written in the stars, dear Frank.

No one is stopping him. He will take over the world, and we will all die trying to stop him.

Better to die on my feet than live on my knees

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    1. Take over all the gold mines, obviously. If I don’t have a way of transporting it (I guess it’s technically possible...
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    it’s worth it. it’s worth dying for. he can’t keep getting away with it.
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    Better to die on my feet than live on my knees
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    Nay, friend, we will stop Benedict Cumberbatch. I refuse to allow Cumberbatch to take over this world and if I must die...

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